Wuxi: Instant Coffee Rant (Why the Reds can’t crush U.S., Part 3)

Okay, it’s 9′ oclock in the fucking morning and fireworks are going off like it’s the rape of Nanjing with the Japs invading all over again. What gives here? Why they don’t blow their whole arsenal at midnight? Why couldn’t they put those firecrackers and M-80s to use two weeks ago to clear the road of all the snow they been whinin’ about? Why can’t my powdered coffee mix blend with hot water like instant coffee in the rest of the world? Why is Red China so bass-ackward?

New Year’s day in China. A bit like camping at Burning Man, only no hippies or naked people on bicycles. I’ll take the freaks back home, thank you.

February 6, 2008